People who cheat on partners

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  1. Gue

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    Naughty (NOOO)

    Is it the season for it or something? Either that or most people I know are just very unlucky!
     
  2. D/T

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    someone poked your bird?
     
  3. Gue

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    Get Yersen on Jeremy Kyle
     
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    Wrong?? were she in Hoyland Last night .... :D .... (chinny)
     
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    I am a MAN..............read this if you want to know the basics about men and women

    I am a man
    I have genes that promote promiscuous behaviour
    I put little effort in producing my gametes
    I do not carry young
    I do not have to care for those young
    In a nut shell, I would fook a frog if it didn't jump

    Nar then cocker
    If I were a women
    I put a lot of effort in producing my gametes
    I carry my young for 9 months
    I care for my young when they are born
    So I am the choosing sex - I am particular of my mates
    Why ???
    Because they have to be good looking mates so the offspring are able to find partners to breed with and so pass my genes on to the next generation
    Or/and they have to be a good provider (be able to look after my young ie. rich)
    How many nice women with rich ugly men do you see ???. Women can't help it its in the genes
    BUT
    But if I see a man that could provide me with healthier better looking offspring and/or a man that can be a better provider to my young...........I will attempt to breed with that man.........'SNEAKILY'

    A study by Sheffielfd University found 30% of children in the Kelvin Flats were being brought up by fathers that were not their paternal fathers

    And this is why there are so many pubs and clubs with so many men and women in them
    Sexual behaviour................its marvelous

    I know these things..................I am a scientist (bustin) (bustin) (bustin)
     
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    RE: i dont cheat on mine

    I Cant help it,if every time my dog has a good hand
    he wags his tale
    not my fault
     
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    Have you read Matt Riddly's Red Queen?
    Great book
     
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    Now THIS is comedy.

    Pure genius.
     
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    Its funny...

    and its not smutty.

    Oldtimer28 is the new Morecombe and Wise.
     

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