People who claim they've been to "The University of Life"

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Thick as f-u-c-k
     
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    Errrr that would be me then.

    and from what I've seen of some of the products of our university system I'm not necessarily sure that I missed out. Mind you in my day you had to be clever to go to Uni. Seems today they'll take anyone.
     
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    That can't be true,

    they accepted me!
    :D
     
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  4. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Young people

    Are **** at everything nowadays. Girlfriends brother runs a venture scout group and I've helped out a couple of times. On one occasion we went bowling, and not one of them got over 100. Thats how useless they are - they can't even bowl. Useless.
     
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    RE: Errrr that would be me then.

    Not quite. They have to be capable of paying.
     
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    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    That is true...

    ... unless they earn less than &pound;15k pa.</p>

    </p>
     
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    Question. How many of us have been to Uni ?

    what degree and how does it relate to your employment ?</p>

    Me ? University of life BA(hons) 2:1 specialising in 'Thick as ****' currently an accountant which requires the specialism of 'Thick as ****':D </p>
     
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    Why admit to that?

    Nobody forced you to!
     
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  9. Thrappo Tyke

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    Our head of 6th form (who actually ended up having a nervous breakdown) wouldn't stop going on about the 'university of my back garden' as she called it.</p>

    Clearly mental. I've never heard of that uni...got a sneaky suspicion it might not even exist. </p>

    The crazy, lying, mentalist bitch</p>
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    You should try...

    ...Bowling for Columbine.
     
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