should be banned from pubs. And I include all bar staff in that. The only reason we can face our friends after making a drunken fool of ourselves, without dying of embarrassment, is because we know they were just as drunk and they will be far more concerned with the embarrassing things they did and said to remember all the **** that we came out with. While we, in turn, are too busy worrying about our own behaviour to give much thought to what they did. Add a sober person to the mix and the equation becomes imbalanced and I'm quickly running out of places to which I can safely return. I'm going to have to move to a bigger town.
While we're on the subject of pub rules, pubs/bars in city centres should have a "pints only" queue. Nothing pisses me off more than having to wait 10 minutes for someone to muddle mint leaves/burn bits of orange peel/generally ponce about when all I want is a couple of pints. And now that I've started ranting, the word "artisan" can fvck off as well. As far as I can tell it has no real meaning other than signifying that the item will cost 50% more than it should and will be sold by someone who looks like an utter bellend.
You sound like you are describing those big city t0ss holes that are just places to be 'seen' (I'm looking at you, alchemist in Leeds Trinity) rather than places to drink. Made the mistake of going in for a quick bottle before a Gaz Coombes gig once. Quick, it was not.
Craft beer is the term you're looking for. Usually comes in small cans. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Whats the point in doing embarrassing stuff if there's no one around to tell everyone about it so you can be pillocked for the rest of your life ? Bonker's
Alright cooking lager fanboy. I look stylish without a craft beer in my hand. That's just the cherry on top.
I'm campaigning Loko to get some 330ml cans of Acorn in Redfearn's. It's the right thing to do.. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
We're going to have a mini fridge on the bar full of craft beer cans for the Fleetwood game. We'll sell less than a can a match and me and Hicksy will end up drinking it all, but at least we'll be 'on trend'
Artisan is a cnuts word. Used by cnuts to describe cnutish stuff. Cnuts Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Marvellous...I can't make that chuffing game, I think you should have one waiting for me before the Millwall game.