The ones who do that for the drives on par 5's Quality - and they aren't even embarrassed by it. - Then again most of them are Americans
Women don't let me near them them these days so it's an intellectual, if moot, point. But essentially you are technically correct.
RE: The ones who do that for the drives on par 5's Im surprised that someone doesnt shout it when the players walk out of the hotel door in the morning. Id like to shout to Justin Rose just as hes teeing off, "Justin you egotistical vampire faced bumchum Barsteward" and when he turns around give him the thumbs up and shout " You can do it" in a yank accent. In fact im going to do it to the tele.
RE: I shout when having sex with women why put "women"?? i could read something else into that baaaaaaaaaaaaaah
"You're the man!" when they drive off. I remember this call going up one year then when the second player hit his shot there was a chirp of, "You're the man too, Jim!" Everyone's the man these days. 'Cept me. :'(
I do it all the time When I'm playing Crazy Golf with Laura. The ball can hear me clearly enough, it just chooses to ignore me. Especially on the hole with the windmill hazard. But I'm not paranoid.