Perhaps Alanis Morisette should have had this in her song

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4735984.stm

Traffic Jam when you're already late, floor collapsing when you're having a Health and Safety Meeting......

 

I sincerely hope no HSE executives were uninjured in that.

 

I bet by the end of the week, they've all got neck and back injuries via their solicitors.

 

Fooking solicitors. An anagram of clitoris. Nearly.

 

There'll be an advert on telly tonight.

"Have you recently fallen nine feet during a meeting? Then why not give us a call"

If there isn't, then I'll show my arse to the toilet at home.

 

biddy biddy on the floor
sadly you're alive no more
coz you fell down hartogs stair
while flossing on his pubic hair

 

Never touched her.

 

Tell that to Quimcy

Thought it scanned quite well, purely from a literary criticism point of view.

 

wey hey, Dillinger Palsy!

 

I'll have my chance. ffs.

 

Gimmer - lifeless, in the street
Fractured skull & broken feet
The people scream 'oh Jesus wept'
She tumbled down Dirk Hartogs steps

Gimmer - lifeless, broken hips
Hartog reaches for her lips
Is he checking that she's dead?
Removes her teeth & fecks her head

Gimmer - lifeless, in a casket
Look who's here with shopping basket
Bhuna, Focus ... pockets deeper
Cos Paolo is the Biddy Reaper

 

really big blow up worm.

 

Spooky ...

...
1.  My mate fell through the floor in our server room yesterday (albeit only about 18inches)
2.  We also have an office in Hyde