I know football has gone mad and that there is far too much money knocking about, with the whole Gareth Bale saga summing this up nicely. But for the rumoured 95 million quid, you could have one Gareth Bale..... or 380 Chris O'Grady's. I know what I'd have
yes - one Gareth Bale. What the f*ck use would 380 Chris O'Grady's be? Absolutely fuc-king useless, you'd need a new training complex to accommodate them all.
Think of the feeding and housing costs of 380 Chris O'Gradys! Can you imagine the mess? You'd have to by up a whole village just to accommodate them. And you'd need round the clock Tesco deliveries to feed them. And then what would you do with them all? I suppose you could start a small private army, but I wouldn't know who to go to war with. I think I'd go with just the one Gareth Bale. I could set him on painting the bathroom and he could sleep in the shed.
Depends if we could field them all at once or not. If we could it would be pretty good. We could just pile twenty or thirty of them up in our goal and no-one would ever score past us again. Plus it would remove the dilemma of which player's name to get put on the back of your shirt.
How about just buying Dynamo (Magician Impossible) ? He'd **** the opposition right up with his slight of hand and visual illusions.
It's not as daft as you might think. They'd all have hexagonal foreheads, so you could superglue them into clusters of six. That would leave a mighty big target for the defensive O'Grady's to aim at the attacking ones.
Bit of a mouthful for the ponty that... "There's only 380 Chris O'Grady's - 380 Chris O'Grady's - there's only 380..........
That's a bit unfair, 1 COG could beat 1540 Madines, 380 of them, the Madines would go running to do their hair before you can say "tank"
