Sorry if already posted but there is a petition on the stupid idea of banning the red arrows performing at our Olympics because they are too British "The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed "too British". Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be "offensive" to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team "too militaristically British". Red Arrows pilots were said to be "outraged", as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being "too British" is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain . The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a short fly-past in 2005 when the winning bid was announced, but their fly-past at the Games was to have been truly spectacular. It is to be hoped that common sense prevails If you disagree with this decision, sign the petition on the link below" http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/RedArrows2012/?ref=redArrows2012
They should fly over the ceremony anyway And draw a big red **** in the sky with a bit of jizz coming out of it - to represent Sebastian Coe.
RE: They should fly over the ceremony anyway Then the late Ron Pickering could send some kind of psychic commentary through Colin Fry by saying " Look at that smoke stylee ****- Its enormous".
We might need the red arrows to fly overhead to discourage the Chinese retaliation for us boycotting their Olympics. I think the opening ceremony should involve an exhibition of our military might through the ages and as each country comes out we have an enactment of a British victory over them.
Surely the smoking phalic would be more cost effective ? I for one dont want my paper round and bramble picking taxes to be spurned on militaristic acts of agression and transgression.
Blue smoke surely... ...to best represent Lord Coe's <strike>fascist </strike>Tory background.</p> </p> </p>
This originated from a p*ss pot story from a p*ss pot paper (The Sun).</p> 'Tis at the present moment, a load of old balls.</p> </p>
RE: You pick Brambles? Yes. You need to wear a special glove though. Mine goes all the way up to my neck. Its made up of " anti-bramble materials" which include leather, acrylic, polyester and esssence of Allanballredhair.
Reading between the lines... .. I'd say you want to shag Seb Coe. Is it because of his finger wagging when he won the Gold at the '84 Olympic Games?