Phrases denoting a lady's time of the month..........

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  1. Gue

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    Red Flags up at the beach
     
  2. EastStander

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    Decorators are in
     
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    The Curse

    Always gets a good reaction from the missus that one.
     
  4. Gue

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    Les Anglais ont débarqué!

    Translates as "The English have landed". Presumably because when we went ashore in our imperial days there was blood everywhere.
     
  5. Gue

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    like that one

    Dropping Jam

    is another favourite
     
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    RE: Les Anglais ont débarqué!

    Something to do with the red coats as well perhaps?
     
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    Bucket Knickers Week
     
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    My favourite is - "I've got the painters in"
     
  9. Gue

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    reds are at home
     
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  11. Gue

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    RE: Les Anglais ont débarqué!

    Could well be. Deep lot the French.
     
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    The best one:

    Japanese Flag week.
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: The best one:

    A range is closed
    B range open?:pff
     
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    There's blood running art o' me lovely person.
     
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    A couple of good ones

    Fallen to the Communists
    Surfing the crimson wave
     
  16. Gue

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    Thats 'orrible

    but still had me chuckling
     
  17. E.I. Addio

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    Interesting metaphor. I'll see what the wife thinks.
     
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    Poop Chute time?
     
  19. Gue

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    Menstruation, period, green tomatoe week
     
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    All flowered up
     

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