Phrases that imply someone is stupid...

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    Just heard one in passing...
    'No point knocking when there's no-one in'.
    Any others?
    My favourite is possibly 'that lad's a bungalow....'
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Jul 22, 2024
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    He's just signed for Wednesday
     
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    Thicker than a submarine door
     
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    Thicker than a whale omelette
     
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    They dunt want to go up
    Where’s the happy clappers now?
     
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    As my grandad used to say... "Tha carnt educate pork"
     
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    He's so dense light bends around him.
     
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    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what his problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
     
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    "Sweating like a Royal Marine in a spelling test"...used to be used a bit!
     
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    Thicker than a Boxing Day shit.
     
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    Thicker than an Elephants foreskin,.
    More foookin froth than Beer,
    Numpty,
    Abart as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike,
    Abart as much good as a chocolate fireguard,
    Wheels going rarnd but the hamsters dead,
     
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    I don't like country music
    That's not to denigrate those that do
    For country music fans denigrate means to 'put down'.
     
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    The lights are on but there's nobody in .
     
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    You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink .
     
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    Translated from German...

    He's not got all his cups in the cupboard.
    He's got a damaged roof.
    He's got some missing planks on his fence.
    He's not got all his arrows in his quiver.
    He's got a crack in his dish.
     
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    Thick as F**k

    straight to point :)
     
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