Pick up lines for Friday neet

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  1. Gue

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    Barnsley Pick up Lines</p>

    1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.</p>

    2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.</p>

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.</p>

    4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.</p>

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. - this is a definite in yatesys!!!</p>

    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.</p>

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.</p>

    8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'</p>

    9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.</p>

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.</p>

    11) Yer eyes are as blue &amp; pretty as window cleaner.</p>

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.</p>

    And.... </p>

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.</p></font>
     
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    That bloody penguin again

    What about "Fancy a shag?"
     
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    Nice one - hadn't thought of that

    :D
     
    Guest, Dec 18, 2007
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    Happy to be of service

    good luck on mad Firday (sic) mate
     
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    Here's some that never fail...

    Go up to the girl you like, smile and say:

    "Alright love, hows it going? You having a good night?" - GOLD.

    Or...

    "Heyup love, I just saw you over here and I have to say - you are fecking gorgeous. Whats your name?" - BALLSY.

    Or...

    "Do you like Magic Tricks? Ok, good. Give me your hands..." (When she gives you her hands - say:) "Right, now close your eyes and think of something really nice...Ok?"

    - When she closes her eyes, kiss her :)

    All work like Clockwork.
     
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    Oh...try this too.

    When you ask a girl where she's from and she says...Dodworth, Cudworth, Darton, Sheffield etc...

    Say this:

    "Oooooh I can't even talk to you anymore, I've heard all ________ are bad news/trouble. (Then slightly turn your back on her)..."

    She'll be pawing all over you.

    When you turn around say:

    "Actually, you seem pretty cool - I guess I could talk to you" - Alas, she is putty in your hands.

    Try it. All in a Cocky/Funny way of course.
     
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