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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I've I've got a renegade foreskin or my Japseye is ******* boz wonk.

    Went for a piss and it almost fired at right angles from the initial aim towards my knees.

    Does anybody else suffer with this?

    LJ perhaps?
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Have you been putting it somewhere you shouldn't have ? :)
     
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    Ha ha even worse under floodlights tez.
     
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    C'mon somebody else must be doing the dual stream piss?


    No?



    Just me?


    :confused:
     
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    Gi thi foorskin a reight good pullback afoor tha starts that shud duh trick.
     
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    It only happens to top ******** ,big up fella,yet pipes just got a bit twisted,be ok in day or 2
     
  7. Terry Nutkins

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    I've been doing it years Red, so that figures.

    I don't want to have to have half a wnak to have a piss. Should just be able zipp, lob, piss surely.
     
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    It seems that its also making you stutter.
    I had the same problem about 30 years ago. Ended up with me having to be circumciised. Tell you more about it Setdy:(
     
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    I'll have it done in 2017 when the wife has already decided I'm having the chop.

    Might get a deal.
     
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    Can't say I've ever had this problem, no.
     
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    Lazy.
     
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    Usually happens after a fumble, but can't say I've had it happen generally.

    Great thread though.
     
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    Yep it's happened to me but it doesn't matter because my bell end nearly touches the water.
     
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    Not what your lass told me.
     
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    We have very deep water in our toilet. And I'm only 4ft tall. My balls rest on the porcelain.
     
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    Just cough for me.

    Isnt this like what the BBS used to be?
     
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    You obviously weren't taught the proper pissing procedure as a child:-
    1. Unzip pants
    2. Whop it out
    3. Pull foreskin back
    4. Piss
    5. Push foreskin forward
    6. Knob back in and zip up

    etc., etc.
     
  18. Terry Nutkins

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    Pull foreskin back? On every piss?

    I bet you want Pat to walk way. Our club, our fans.
     
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    Yes. Usually caused by a stray pube.
     
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