Pitch 'Invaders'

You backward thinking retarded small town mentality ignorant *******.</p>

Debate ends.</p>

 

Can't argue with that !

Who did they think the Ponty were booing when they all charged onto the pitch

 

RE: Can't argue with that !

Trouble is some of them would have loved that. That's the mentality that the club are dealing with.

 

Try to get into the mind of the invader.

It's the usual Saturday afternoon in their pointless lives.

Suddenly, they see green open pastures, clean air, a chance to frolic and exercise, not dull grey ugly concrete, no more queues at the Job Centre Plus, no more wasted money at the bookies, no more coughing up your lung full of high tar ciggies, no more nights of cheap endless cider.

So on they waddle, run for about 10 steps until the harmonic motion of their blubbery belly's takes over and they are no longer capable of controlling their own momentum and good thing too, for their lungs and heart are bursting, unused to the fresh air and the blood coursing through their veins, pushing past the choke points of cholesterol plaque furring their pointless lives away.

They stop, flop onto the soft, verdant covering of grass, what joy, what simple delight, why cannot all their life be this much fun, maybe, just maybe there is more to a weekend than lager and fighting, ugly birds, tabs and harrassing the nig nog sand wops in the kebab shop - bloody immigrants coming over to this country, taking all our jobs, not that you'd find me working for £6 an hour when you get more on benefits.

Take pity on these poor creatures for they are not just invading the hallowed turf of Oakkwell, they are living the dream, they are enriching their sad pathetic lives that they may become human.

Next week - piss up in an art gallery, yobs do culchur.

 

Excellent... PMSL... nt

 

None of those pitch invaders will read this bbs, so it will fall on deaf ears i'm afraid.

 

Probably cant feckin read

 

That, my friend

is quality

 

You're on form today nt

 

very good indeed nt

 

RE: You're on form today nt

I was listening to the Stephen Fry podcast and was taken (pfffft) by the muse.

One came over all Wildean (more pfffft).

 

Re: Pitch 'Invaders'..................traditional

Kids running onto the pitch to pat the players on the back and tell them they have played well
No one hurt
No harm done
No problems

So why why why is there all this negativity..........its traditional at the WELL that kids run onto the field at the last match for a bit of fun..............full stop / period

Its football...........leave the political correctness somewhere else.......we don't need it in football

 

for once I agree witht the Nudger nt

 

I'll look out for you

Making a guest appearance on the next series of QI.

 

It's also wrong to stand up at football stadiums. Get thrown out of Old Trafford for this. So No more standing up at grounds either. Everybody should be seated doe entire 1st and 2nd half, only allowed to stand at half time to go for a wazz.

Anybody who stands up should be banned for being ignorant and inconsiderate of the person behind them

Get a life

 

Traditional

Its traditional to chuck Donkeys off church spires in some places, dun't seem right to me though.

These people have been asked not to do it.

They've been asked not to do it for a reason.

Reason being that it is an offence and that the FA will look to fine us or worse if it keeps happening.

Petty though that might seem, it's still a reality.

Would you want that to happen to the club?

 

Sorry, the debate's ended. Pitch invasion is wrong. </p>

Move along now.</p>

 

Liverpool fans who are usually against standing for obvious reasons stood up for the whole match against Chelsea...well those on the Kop did

 

terrible innit

Should be hung with the pitch invadors and those that drop litter at half time by the refreshment kiosks

lol

 

Either that or send em to Millmoor..lol