Pitch Invading Idiots v Faux Outraged High Horses

To settle the matter of last home game pitch invaders once and for all I suggest the 2 opposing factions met for a scrap on the 'Red Weck' after the match on Saturday. This should be beamed live to all of us who don't give a ***** in the No 7 where we can watch he fisticuffs in comfort. John Motson and Axel Rose should provide the commentary with half time catering done by Mary Berry and Pol Pot.

Last man standing wins.

 

I think there would be a danger of John Motson becoming even more excited than he did when the penalty spot had to be painted on mid-game at the Baseball Ground, and that he'd spontaneously combust.