Played 13 Won 2, Drawn 8 Lost 3

That's our record since mid-February at home. Bag of ***** if you ask me, quite acceptable to most, or so it would seem.

Today we had 3 shots on target in 90 minutes, as far as I remember. Our first 11 are operating well within their comfort zone because they know we have **** all in reserve to replace them.

I've heard stories tonight regarding our players & cooked spaghetti & raw spaghetti being used to decorate their neighbours cars. If all that matters to them is being able to draw enough of a wage to be able to afford a decent house in a decent area & waste take away food after getting plastered, then it would seem that BFC is the club for them because 'team spirit' is all important & woe betide the person who suggests that we aren't actually good enough.

GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN!