*** Players Wanted *** (found in the free ads)

Are you constantly injured?
Can you not get a game in an average looking side?
Is your career virtually finished?
Have you upset your Manager & players at every club you've ever played for?
Are you boffing the Physio's wife & need a quick exit?

If the answer to any of these questions is "yes" - then come to Oakwell!

We're currently signing players that we don't know much about ... so if you've got skeletons in your closet - then we've got a lovely Championship coffin waiting for you.

Come to Oakwell today - you even have the added excitement of not knowing who'll be in charge next week! It's great!

Just turn up at Reception & ask for Gord Shepherder.
Every deadline day signing gets a free cooker.

* Terms & conditions may apply. Don't think you'll be paid in cash. Expect to be booed if you score a goal.

(c) Oakwell Circus 2006.

 

That was last weeks ad

did Andy settle up?

Danny Cadamateri.
"We're looking at younger targets."

 

RE: That was last weeks ad

'Expect to be booed if you score a goal.' Hehe!

 

Last weeks ad:

Are you an experienced Championship player?
Are you worth £500,000 or more?
Are your wages more than £5k per week?
Could you score the goals to keep an average team in this division?
Are you sane?

If the answer to any of these questions is "yes" - then don't bother contacting BFC.
We want lots of players - but none like you.

You make us sick.

(c) Oakwell Circus 2006.