Stefan Kuntz was always a favourite There is a classic bit of Motty commentary from Euro 96 where he is talking about the ineffectual substitutions made, just as the ball was passed to our Stefan. His rather damning indictment came out as "...and you have to say the German substitutes have done very little since coming on. Kuntz." Ather (unsubstantiated) classic was a Luxembourg midfielder Danny Baker swears to the existence of, by the name of Frank Awanka. No record on Soccerbase but a google gets a few namechecks. I really hope it's true.
I always liked ............ Paul Dickov</p> because when he invariably played cr%p and was about to be subbed they could all chant "get that Dickov"</p>
I always thought that Forbes Phillipson-Masters ought to have been a polo player or something similar instead of a lower division journeyman.