Please help settle another argument.

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  1. Gue

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    Who would win in a fight between a cockerel and a lobster? To make it fair the fight would have to take place over two legs, one in a pen and the other in a large water tank, with the respective combatants wearing the appropriate breathing equipment when needed.
     
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  2. Isl

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    the lobster, hands down
     
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  3. Gue

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    The Lobster.</p>
     
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  4. E.I. Addio

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    Lobster for sure as it's virtually amphibious. OK it won't have the neccesary speed of claw like the cockerell but if it grabs the barstad by the beak then the bird is well f*cked. As for the away leg in the tank well, old Lobby just has to wait untill it's knackered through trying to swim then rise up and beat the snot out of it.

    Come on you Lobster !!!
     
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  5. Plankton Pete

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    What if the dog gave the lobster such a pasting in the pen that

    it couldn't make the return leg in the water ?</p>

    I'd rather eat the lobster, then again I'm not Korean.</p>
     
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  6. La Dent de Crolles

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    Dog?
     
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  7. Gue

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    Nice one!

    The cockerel spaniel!
     
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  8. E.I. Addio

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    Who said owt abart a dog? Try and keep up.
     
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  9. Plankton Pete

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    Oh yeah
     
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  10. EastStander

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    Seeing your signature pic

    I'll throw something down on you - I'm on tier above 4 rows back!
     
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  11. Gue

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    I'd say the lobster.....

    at a pinch!
     
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  12. Rosco

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    What sort of Lobster/ Cockerell and are either of them dead?
     
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  13. EastStander

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    The lobster - easily

    The other is just chicken!
     
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  14. Gue

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    me me me me me me
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: We need jonathon.

    He'd surely put up a good case for the cockerel.
     
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