Man goes to the doctors and says “doctor every time I masturbate I start to sing glory glory Sheffield Wednesday” Doctor say “don’t worry thousands of ******* sing that every week”.
JOKE DEFINATELY NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS Got a text today... ...A man got a phonecall from his doctor, "It's about your wife. We don't know if she's suffering from Alzeimers or Aids" Bloke sez "Doctor, what do you advise?" Doctor "Well, if she finds her way home today don't **** her!" Probably an old 'un but it's the first time I've heard it. Probably a lot more haven't heard it either!
heard the wednesday one ages ago but stil makes me chuckle!! i got 1. maybe told before: Wife gets naked and asks the husband: "what turns u on more my pretty face or my sexy body?". Husband looks her up and down and replies: "your f**k**g sense of humour"
