You forgot ... ... 'Tin of paint', which I fully expect to get more votes than Wroe. Nicky Wroe. Part hairdresser, part scallop.
Genuinely shocked That Mcphail has received so many votes. He's hardly scored any goals, made few assists, he's criminally one footed and when Barnsley have destroyed the opposition (4-0 v Oldham, 5-2 v Scunny, 5-3 v Bradford) McPhail hasn't even been in the side. It was Howard that started in the centre in these games. I'm not saying he's crap, he can obviously pass the ball well, but we've proved time and again we can perform very well without him (could we do that without Burns?), while in a lot of games he's been anonymous. Puzzled.