Poll: Sexual Intercourse ...

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Imagine you are held captive by a gang of armed intruders.
    They are going to kill you & your family.

    They tell you that the only way you can save them is to have it off with a farmyard animal.
    Which would it be?
     
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  2. Gue

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    big black tongan rugby goat

    ...if your gunna do it you may as well do it in style
     
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  3. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Farmer not available? :pff
     
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  4. Gue

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    Cheeky nt
     
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  5. Gue

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    Wouldn't you prefer

    All of the above ?
     
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  6. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    I thought it was a boys only question
     
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  7. Gue

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    Would there be an oral alternative offered by the kidnappers?
     
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  8. Gue

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    Intruders even.
     
    Guest, Nov 9, 2006
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    We've all got to die sometime
     
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  10. Gue

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    It would all depend on whether I was giving or receiving!
     
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  11. Gue

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    Equality is all the rage

    No reason why you can't be loved by the goat, if you fancy that
     
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    Seem like fun animals.</p>

    Thinking about it, I might do it without my family being in danger.</p>

    Schweinsteiger!</p>
     
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    Could I have a go on them all?
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Before TFP
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    It seems ...

    ... nobody likes dogs.

    The poor sheepdog is sat there gagging for it (tongue sticking out & heavy panting) ... but no-one wants to boff the canine.

    The goat woul dbe very tired after it's finished loving me.
    I am Paul Beastial.
     
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  16. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Busy putting up buildings

    on the farmers land?
     
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  17. pompey_red

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    the goat was feeling left out

    cant have that now ....
     
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    Who are the 2 giving the horse a blowjob.. [​IMG]
     
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