You forgot one... Tectonic plate shift moving 'The South' about 200 miles closer to the Arctic Circle. I can wait.
Well As I have moved down south thats easy to answer Moved here for 2 reasons - a girl (now the missus) and work. Still entertain a fantasy of moving "home" but cant see it happening anytime soon
Job - Not Much Choice Been down in Cambridge 20 years now, not that bad, just full of Ipshit and Chelsea fans and No Blunts...Fowls....Huddershite....and Pikey Rovers fans about which has got to be a good thing...We do have lots of Pikeys but they gave up following Rovers years ago when they went down t'conference
Been in London for 9 years now. You can enjoy yourself here but you have to have lots of money to do so.