Pooing at work

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Yes or no?
     
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    Not if you work in a call centre...you'll get a warning!!
     
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    Its encoraged at Barnsley Fc. Our entire team **** themselves if the opposition runs at them.
     
  4. Whi

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    I enjoy it. Getting paid to drop a turd.
     
  5. OxR

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    Highlight of my working day


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  6. RichK

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    Every day between half 8 and 9. Regular as clockwork. Sit on throne and read the bbs on my phone - "you can't rush nature".
     
  7. Whi

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    I tend to go closer to midday. More posts ont BBS by then.
     
  8. RichK

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    I can't wait that long. Feel like I'm gonna explode by 9. If I don't hit that window it sometimes means I can't go til next day. And I'm not having that.
     
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    I'm good at baking mine.
     
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    You hit the window???!?! **** me, you must have been backed up summat chronic....
     
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    You should get a Xmas book out.
     
  12. RichK

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    The cleaners fookin love me.
     
  13. Whi

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    I've used all the paper....
     
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    I got caught short last season in the king power stadium. Luckily the game hadn't started and before the drinking supporters turned up. Called back in the loo at the end of the game and the trap was full of paper, pi55 and puke, disgusting. It's the only ground I have pood in. :)




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  15. John Peachy

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    Hope you washed your hands before commenting on my posts ... although some are worthy of a slightly s£itty reply I guess.
     
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    Selfish bstard. Nowt worse than busting for a poo only to find there's no paper in any traps. Well actually doing the poo then discovering said issue is worse tbh.
     
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    I work from home so it's a yes from me, thankfully.
     
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    I'm a very respectful pooer.
     
  19. Whi

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    Tracing paper was the best.
     
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    Doc leaf :)


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