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  1. Gally

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    Really feel i should help. ;)

    Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
    Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
    Plot 555
    Misau Street
    PMB 437
    Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

    Dear Mr. Sir,

    REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

    I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

    In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

    Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

    Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

    Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-XXXX only.

    Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
    Astronautics Project Manager
    XXXX@nasrda.gov.ng

    http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
     
  2. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    i'll send them sixpence to keep him up there.
    That'll test his good humour.
     
  3. Gloria Stitts

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    I thought the point of these scams were they were meant to be believable?
     
  4. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Seems genuine to me. Poor lad.
     
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    I find posts like this to be awful.

    Shame on you Gally.
    I'm disgusted that you have decided to make this public, after reading in capital letters that he wanted to keep this STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.


    I wouldn't be shocked if he takes you to court, over a beach of privacy!

    You have also broke his trust and put the lIfe of a man at Grave risk!

    Some people have no shame....
     
  6. Ex Bournemouth Red

    Ex Bournemouth Red Active Member

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    Don't fall for it - trying to have your pants down there. If he was stranded in 1990 then he's been there 26 years not 14, so closer to $30m!!! Don't let them rob you!
     
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    tingleytyke Well-Known Member

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    Am having some of that!!!... oh hang on who's covered the last four direct phone line numbers. Gally keeping it all to himself, that's greedy. :)
     

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