Have you heard about the new Muslim strip club ??? Its got full Facial Nudity !!!!! Two nuns out on their bikes are riding down a cobbled street . One nun turns to the other and says " I've never come this way before!" The other replies " it must be the cobbles!!!!!" A drunk man enters a catholic church and takes his place in the confession booth , but says nothing. The vicar coughs a few times to try to get the mans attention , but still the drunk does not respond. Eventually the vicar starts to knock on the dividing wall , and after a few minutes the drunk man says " it's no use knocking mate , there's no paper in here either!!!" What do you get if you mix holy water and grape juice??? A religious movement !!! A young Coloured lad walks into a camping supplies shop looking for a new rucksack. He finds one he likes and try's it on and asks the assistant " Does my bomb look big in this !!!"
Have you heard about the new Muslim strip club ??? Its got full Facial Nudity !!!!! Two nuns out on their bikes are riding down a cobbled street . One nun turns to the other and says " I've never come this way before!" The other replies " it must be the cobbles!!!!!" A drunk man enters a catholic church and takes his place in the confession booth , but says nothing. The vicar coughs a few times to try to get the mans attention , but still the drunk does not respond. Eventually the vicar starts to knock on the dividing wall , and after a few minutes the drunk man says " it's no use knocking mate , there's no paper in here either!!!" What do you get if you mix holy water and grape juice??? A religious movement !!! A young Coloured lad walks into a camping supplies shop looking for a new rucksack. He finds one he likes and try's it on and asks the assistant " Does my bomb look big in this !!!"
Is this one any better? A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that."
Is this one any better? A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that."
