Posh and Becks

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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching The six o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks and says:

    "David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies "£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't"

    So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching.

    Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh.

    But she refuses."I can't take your money, David," she says.

    "The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."

    "No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I was cheating just as you were.

    I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just didn't think he would do it again."
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    whats with all the t="on">t="on"> etc in the text

    HTML training course required?
     
  3. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Don't know what you're on about.

    (lol)
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Now either...

    There was a glitch on my browser or
    you have edited that post to correct it and removed the edited post text, and abuse of your admin privilidges
    (chinny)
     
  5. Shy Talk

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    RE: Now either...

    Aye, looks funny on mine an' all.
     
  6. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Not quite so elementary my dear Watson

    Turned off rich editor and paste plain text

    :pff
     

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