Possibly the greatest song of all time?

Ooh Stick You - by Daphne & Celeste

Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste

Chorus:
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

Chorus

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

Chorus

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It? like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

Chorus

You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

Chorus to fade

 

Their rap light shines out like a beacon..

 

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)

Wayoh
Wayoh
Wayoh
Wayoh

Now hear this
This is the Outhere Brothers, back in the room
Ready to rock the world with the boom
So I hope you can stand the vibration
Cos we're about to rock the entire nation
Alright?
Here we go

I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't come until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Baby I could have a taste
Put your noddy on my tum
And your booty on my face

Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over
Grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a
Get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't come until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Baby I could have a taste
Put your noddy on my tum
And your booty on my face

Geronimo
Look out below
Here comes the Brother with the offbeat flow
I just fell from the mothership
Outhere Brothers 'bout to rip it on another tip, slip
Don't trip, check out how i do it
Malik is in the house I turn your body into fluid
As i come from the depths of Doom
i snap back at you ow! with the boom

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)

-drum beat to stop-

Let me hear you say wayoh
Let me hear you say wayoh
Let, let, let me hear yuo say wayoh
Let me hear you say
Let me hear you say wayoh

Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over
Grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a
Get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now everybody say wayoh (wayoh)

 

"Slip my peter inside your folder"

Morrissey couldn't write anything better than that if he tried

 

Wise words.

 

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and Im about to go boom
Mercy mercy mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage Im free
Hyped up syched up ready for wilin
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip em around and then I work that booty

Work the body work work the body
Slow down girl youre bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo lets get just one thing clear
Theres only one reason why I came here
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Chorus:Boom! shake-shake-shake the roomBoom! shake-shake-shake the roomBoom! shake-shake-shake the roomTic-tic-tic-tic boom!

Well yo are yall ready for me yet(pump it up prince)Well yo are yall ready for me yet(pump it up prince)Well yo are yall ready for me yet(pump it up prince)Well here I go here I go here I here I goYo

Dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it
The rhyme is a football yall and I went and threw it
Out in the crowd and yo it was a good throw
How do I know? because the crowd went hoooo
In response to the way that I was kicking it
Smooth and individualRhymes always originalLike the dr. jekyl man and this is my hyde side
I am the driver and youre on a rap ride
So fellas (yeah)Are yall wit me (yeah)I said fellas (yeah)Are yall wit me (yeah)Why dont you tell the girls what yall wanna doYa wanna ooh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh--ooooh
Thats right yo and Im in the flow
So pump up the volume along with the tempo
I want everybody in the house to know
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go</p>

Chorus</p>

 

Was their next single U.G.L.Y

you ain't got no alibi, you ugly

F*ck me i'm sad

 

RE: Was their next single U.G.L.Y

That is so sad, and quite disturbing that u actually kno such a thing!!

 

I am disgusted in myself

but i can't stop singing it now

U G L Y you ain't got no alibi, YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!

 

RE: I am disgusted in myself

cheers mate, now i've got it in my head as well! classic, dunt kno why they stopped makin those amazin choons!!

 

U.G.L.Y-lyrics -not for the faint hearted!

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x4

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - oh yes i do!

Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
You face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
You ugly!

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy i heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (so funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hari like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2

Get busy x15
Your mama says you ugly x3
You ugly

U-u-u-u now i feel like blondie

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly x2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! hey! you ugly

U.g.l.y you could make an onion cry
U.g.l.y like an alien chased by the f.b.i

U.g.l.y x6

U.g.l.y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly

 

RE: U.G.L.Y-lyrics -not for the faint hearted!

classy!! up there wiv the all time greats! my fave line..ur teeth r yellow and covered in mould! where do they get these lyrics from?!

 

But if they were yellow and covered in mould...

...how would the "buck teeth" be "a-gleaming" as stated in the first verse?

Not wanting to be pedantic but a bit of consistency would be nice...

 

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