just sent a idea from peter ridsdale email address: p.riddy@hotmail.com buy lots of goldfish and also some players on silly wages and watch the team have their 15minutes of fame in the top half of league one then demolish the ground and leave no traces of lufc
Here's mine, can't say I didn't try to help! Don't sell your best player to Man Utd to spur them to numerous titles - oops too late! Don't go hell bent for European football - oops too late! Don't get relegated from Premier league - oops too late! Win a playoff final and don't get played off the park by Watford - oops too late! Don't appoint Dennis Wise - oops too late! Don't get relegated into the 3rd tier of English football and have Scnuthorpe a bigger club than you - oops too late. don't go into admin to get around having points deducted at start of season - oops too late! Sorry - run out of ideas!
Similar theme to mine Raise funds by selling Elland Road.............oh damn, you don't own it. ok ok, sell the training ground instead............arrrr, forgot you don't own that either. Right then, well raise some quick cash by selling of your 'star' players. Jesus, you can't do that either. Accept your screwed and move in with the Wakefield Trinity Wildcats, the decent people of Wakefield deserve a sub-standard league one/league two type of team
I think I may have just got them out of a hole: My suggestion: Increase the price of every pie to £3m. Apart from the Chicken Balti ones - they can go for £1m each. Yours in sport, Stevey T.
lol use elland Road as a landfill site. Charge the council to fill it with rubbish and then when its full put a lid on it. Id advise you dont mess about though for when next season starts the amount of rubbish in there will soon fill it up.
