One chicken says to another "I think I'll cross the road". 2nd chicken says "I wouldn't if I were you, you'll never hear the last of it."
Re: lol now thats one I have not heard before and love it To Fowl Glynn Riley Don't worry LD.....before your time
This chicken saw another one on the other side of the road and shouted "Ey up mate, how do I get to the other side?". Second chicken says "What you on about, you're already on the other side?"
but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute consider the 'White Horse' that popped down the local pub ...(the Nag's Head as it happened). He ordered a pint of the best bitter, the Barman duly pulled the pint and said to the Horse " Did you know that there is a Whiskey named after you?".. the white horse replied... "What DOBBIN ??"
Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute Two birds standing on a perch and one says to the other, Can you smell fish?
Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute Two goldfish in a tank , one says to the other.... "Are you sure you can drive this thing?"
Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute Two snowmen standing in a garden, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"