Poultry question

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  1. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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    One chicken says to another "I think I'll cross the road". 2nd chicken says "I wouldn't if I were you, you'll never hear the last of it."
     
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    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Well hung cockerel on t'other side?
     
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    lol now thats one I have not heard before and love it

    lolol
     
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    To get to other side
     
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    Re: lol now thats one I have not heard before and love it

    To Fowl Glynn Riley ;)




    Don't worry LD.....before your time :p
     
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    This chicken saw another one on the other side of the road and shouted "Ey up mate, how do I get to the other side?". Second chicken says "What you on about, you're already on the other side?"
     
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    but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute

    consider the 'White Horse' that popped down the local pub ...(the Nag's Head as it happened). He ordered a pint of the best bitter, the Barman duly pulled the pint and said to the Horse " Did you know that there is a Whiskey named after you?"..
    the white horse replied...

    "What DOBBIN ??"
     
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    Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute

    Jim Dobbin?
     
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    Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute

    Two birds standing on a perch and one says to the other,

    Can you smell fish?
     
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    Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute

    Two goldfish in a tank , one says to the other....

    "Are you sure you can drive this thing?"
     
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    Re: but what about the horses in the Farmyard , give the chickens a break a minute

    Two snowmen standing in a garden, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
     
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    Bumbling

    Jewellery for the buttocks
     
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    One single poultry question? Pfft.
     
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    Re: Bumbling

    After about 10 minutes I finally worked it out. Was too deep at first but very good!
     
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