The sun will rise in the morning. The M1 will be busy. I'll have fruit & yoghurt for breakfast. The phone will ring at some point. It'll probably be cloudy & cold. I'll set off home at about 5:45pm. It'll be gammon for tea. I'll go to bed at 11:30pm. Straight sex, no kissing. I'll let you know how it turns out.
A few questions regarding your predictions... Just need to clarify a few things for my reports: What sort of fruit/yoghurt? Why that particular combination (no more than 30 words please) Egg, pineapple rings or pineapple chunks with the gammon? Straight sex - good, but what position will you using? What will your wife be doing?
Many thanks for your interest. Yoghurt = Longley Farm - might try the Black Cherry tomorrow (8:30am) Fruit = apple & banana (10am-ish) Gammon = egg. Pig & fruit should be strictly pork & apple sauce sandwiches. Sexual position = pinned to the bed whilst she uses the strap-on. Whereabouts of wife = holding the video camera / lube. I hope this helps.
Oh aye. I bet you've got your chops round some gammon in your time, Bob, if you know what I mean. I've seen Dirks DVD entitled "Immingham Mature". What you did to that Pony was a disgrace. Have I broken the new BBS rules yet?
RE: Many thanks for your interest. Thank you very much, I've jotted it down and then will write it out in full with personal embellishments/fantasies later. I like to keep reports on most of the interesting clique members - Dirks is obviously the main one, I keep that in a nice leather bound folio, each page individually laminated. I have half a page of A5 on Jay, but as yet all I've done it doodle a **** and balls on it.
RE: this just happened 30 mins ago true this knock on the door a parcel, i signed,for it it was a dvd it was my adress, my post code a closer look, not my name so rings Maplins(Barnsley) they are as puzled as i am its going back to morrow as for Pit Pony i loved mine, but poor old Nelson the best pit pony ever to go down a pit he did every thing but put the chain on or take it off but i chopped the end of his tail off thats why i think i have to keep having my ears un waxed every 8 weeks its the Bawling out i got from the stablee man that day as for enjoying gammon and licked a few stakes Spot on
RE: Many thanks for your interest. A few tips about Jay: He's 7ft tall. 5ft if you don't count the hair. He has a shrine to DFS in his lounge. He makes his Missus, Frank, wear a Linda Barker hatmask every evening. His favourite band is Spandau Ballet. He last left the sofa in 1989. He sounds like a gay homosensual queer ******. That should fill up your fantasy for you. Don't we all have a "Dirk Diary"?
Pfff. Your DVD was from MAP-lins? In that order? Nice work. Bob - you are a star. Did you get my adoption papers? I want a new Dad for Christmas.
RE: thats what they were a big parcel of Papers to fill in it was from a solicitor called Beresfords i thoght it was for a mining disease i got surely your not a mining disease are you i had better get to the dust bin and Quick
