Bad taste ? what with all those prostitute murders. Having said that I would rather kill Richard Gere.
Watrched Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels earlier Charles,why have we got that cage? Charles: Uh,security. Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fecking use it? Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here. Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you? Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem? Winston: The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fecking cage locked!* What is that? Willie: That's Gloria. Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that? Willie: Fertilizer. Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie. Willie: We need fertilizer Winston. Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle. Willie: What do you mean? Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fecking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
some more quotes They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! ----------------- A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. ---------------- You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. ----------------- What else does it come with? Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it. ------------- It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fecking century! Actually, **** it, Nick, I think I'll keep it ------------- What did you shoot him with, an air rifle? Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. Rory Breaker: You don't say a genious of a film
