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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I've seriously just read 14 months worth of unread PM's from you lot.
    Here are my answers:

    Jay - Agreed, what a set of cnuts
    Supertyke - Sorry, I couldn't help myself
    Dyson - No, it was her Sister
    Mr C - I'd suggest an Etch-A-Sketch
    Whitey - Not interested
    Gally - Not second hand, no
    Indie Red - Lock him in a room with Hemsworth

    Can't be arsed answering the others.
    They're mainly requests for promiscuous, unprotected intercourse from Fired.
    And Jay.
     
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    jedstar Well-Known Member

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    but where did you bury the money?
     
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  3. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    You said etch a sketch before, that's an old one.
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Speak N Spell?

    How do I become a man of Steele?
    I like the sound of that.
    Is it Viagra related?
     
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Gutted.

    Thought you'd at least go for the one regarding the lava lamp collection, or the evening at the leather museum.
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm gutted I didn't see your invite to the Owl Sanctuary.
    That would have been a lovely day out.
    Unless "Owl Sanctuary" meant your fellas bedroom.

    *shudders
     
    The Full Ponty, Jan 17, 2014
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    Whitey Guest

    I've had 50 odd PM's today. My own fault for being a lovely person. Was very tempted though to send them a photo of my ball bag.

    That's the bag I keep my footballs in, obviously. And Moira Stewart's severed head.
     
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    Indie Red Well-Known Member

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    Lock who in a room wi Hemsworth?
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    The Association Footballer you mentioned.
    With Viagra, Red Bull, & gravel lube.
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'll be honest - if your secret is about football you can fecking keep it.
    I'd rather get treble teamed by Kayo, Mooro & Kato than talk about grown men kicking a bag of wind about.

    Football should be banned from this site.
    It would be miles better.
     
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  11. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    It was about Japanese dwarves on stilts and their propensity to take all the jobs of English stilt walking dwarves.
     
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  12. Indie Red

    Indie Red Well-Known Member

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    Ah I get who you mean now! And i agree! :p
     
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    Sorry TFP I've just read your private message. My answer is that I no longer own a hatstand but I can get you lube.
     
    MarioKempes, Jan 17, 2014
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