Probably not the best career move

Just called a member of our management team a 'jumped up little sh*t'. Might be an interesting morning tomorrow!

 

Well, I respect you more for that, if it's any consolation.

 

respect from me too

one question ... how old is he and you

 

Maybe you should have said , "In my opinion , you are a jumped up little ****, but that is just my opinion !"
I am sure they cant sack you just for having your own opinion !

 

I'm 36 and he's about 50! But he's smaller than me!

 

A bit sizeist, sizist?

 

Isn't this normal? I think I've worked in Scotland for too long

Not many days go by without someone, including management, being told to f*ck off in our workplace.

 

It's your own fault.....it's a well known fact they use all the old foreskins they collect to build new managers

 

He certainly is a massive bell end!!!

 

many years ago I was stationed at RAF Cranwell in Lincolnshire

we had this Flight Lieutenant in charge of the flight line squadron. He was a total tosspot, There was a Brummie lad , Stevie Foster, he did not suffer fools gladly. There was a .. lets say a difference of opinions.

Stevie said to the Officer ..
"Sir, if I call you to your face a C U N T... will I be charged and put on jankers"
Flt Lt Barry Jones replied ..

" yes you will Foster" ... and he was getting angry

Foster replied

" Sir , AM I allowed to think such thoughts"

Flt Lt Jones

" everyone is allowed an opinion... its why we fought wars after all"

Foster

" well in that case.. SIR... I think you are a C U N T"



I think I had my first hernia then.

 

Thats the problem with us Barnsley folk............we often say it how we see it
And folk that are not from Barnsley often find it is difficult to accept this
I've had that problem all my life........I've come to the conclusion that I'm actually unemployable
Every where I've worked they have wanted to sack me

I remember going into one office on a Friday morning and getting the Barnsley Chronicle out to read about what Ridsdale was doing at that time.
Mi gaffer had the day off that day - but on Monday morning he took me into his office and asked why I was reading the newspaper on Friday..........obviously someone had phoned him to tell him what I was doing..........anyway.....I told him there were important developments at Barnsley Football club..........AND there wasn't owt to do in the office any way

 

Its not just Barnsley folk nudge

its most Northern folk... Its most Cornish/Devon/ Somerset. its Most Scots.. its Most Welsh, its Most Irish , its most of Anglia... what its not is 'MOST' is as they call the 'HOM'E Feckin Counties.

 

Probably not, but it made me laugh.