Quite a few of us have met though. Answer is probably no though...when I met Young Nudger he said he thought I'd be much older yet you put me as much younger!
Hartog. I think he has one leg shorter than the other, froggy eyes, a ginger hairy chest and a big fat arse.
RE: Cheat! I think Dirk would look like one of the borrowers</p> Jay would be tall and have spiky hair. A peter Crouch type character.</p>
RE: CHRIST!!! I slept with him in Magaluf, AKA Cynthia. Yes well, wheres my wallet, union jack pants, oh and thanks for the rash, TART!
I've got Hartog as looking like a bit like this collection...... http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dirkhartogvj3.jpg
RE: I've got Hartog as looking like a bit like this collection...... Boss Hogg - saying nowt y'b'stards.