Programme last neet on BBC about South Yorkshire Police

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Police time taken up chasing lads on bikes or lads in cars
    Police unable to attend other incidents that have occured to the normal citizens of South Yorkshire i.e. people in genuine need of help
    These motor bikes and cars doing excessive speeds and reckless driving up and down the roads of South Yorkshire
    Can you think of a TV programme that promotes reckless driving and high speeds ???
    Where are these kids getting these ideas from ??? (chinny)
     
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    Grasping at straws there. Poor.
     
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    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Poor you say...... but true............ask the Police
     
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  4. Gue

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    So Top gear's responsible for auto crime in S Yorks ?

    Okay then.
     
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    RE: Poor you say...... but true............ask the Police

    What will the police say?

    "It's that Clarkson's fault."
     
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    absolute garbage-stop digging while you can

    the astounding lack of logic in your premise doesn't surprise me though</p>

    I'll have a go</p>

    1) Lads go to watch Barnsley play</p>

    2) Lads break a window kicking a ball about in the street</p>

    By your logic</p>

    3) Police close down Oakwell</p>

    BARMY ARMY!!!!</p>
     
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    Everytime I watch Top Gear

    They're all nicking cars and speeding up and down inner city roads. It's great. It makes me want to do it.
     
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    Had to laugh

    .. at the captain who couldn't fly cos his head had outgrown his helmet.</p>

    Pity that the only mission over Barnsley had to be abandond due to a storm rolling in and spoiling everything.</p>
     
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    What i have heard the police say is...............

    That programmes showing cars driven at high speed by giggling school kid presenters..........dosen't help
     
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    could you be more specific re "the police"

    is it your local special constable who does 4 hours on a Saturday down at Oakwell or the head of South Yorkshire traffic??
     
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    Hey Nudge, your Mam and Dad, not cousins are they?
     
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    Good point, you've shamed me.

    I once broke a school window playing football one night, is it too late to own up do you think?
     
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