Get ready. I'll be wandering round the Hotel at Yeovil in 1980's style Speedo's. And yes - I know they don't have a pool. * note to self: do not forget pair of rolled up football socks for Yeovil trip.
RE: Get ready. I will be taping an otter to my chest. Not only will it look like I have a Tom Jones style hairy chest - but I'm not a strong swimmer ... so with the otters help I could impress the Ladies with my performance in the non-existent pool. Where can I buy a friendly otter?