where the **** have you been then! And are you and Dirk related as soon after one disappearence a new character appears.
RE: where the **** have you been then! Wheres Dirk gone ? Has he gone to ground following his new found fame and stardom from the recent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Film ?
RE: where the **** have you been then! He's playing Scrappy Do in a Shakespeare adaptation. Send the ****** an email and he may fill you in
RE: A couple of weeks Great mate thanks. Yerself? There's a couple of drinks coming up if you're interested
Not bad thanks lots going on, resigned from job, moving hoose and more besides always interested in hearing about a drink, might be up for the Rotherham game
Now then yer bumdog ... ... how are things in the world of crusty towels? You have missed loads. Jay said some stuff. Dirk is too upset to post - he was the jockey on Best Mate yesterday. TM has done some things. Dillinger has reduced in age by yet another year. Windy found his mind. Then lost it again. I've been stalked. Roundsie has gone all quiet. Rib Noodles thinks he's Magnum. Ads said some funny stuff. Gord Shepherder hates everyone in the world. Dog hangings. People had Birthdays & stuff. AFC stand. England won the ashes. Heaney discovered the secret of man's red fire. That's it ... in a nutshell.
