Pub Team Update

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  1. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    ..... does the Ipswich game warrant a new issue of the classic journal that is Pub Team Update?
     
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    Yes.

    Difficult to know where to start though, Thereev, given The Reds were defficient in every department after the break. So now, after 21 games its 8 wins, 6 draws, 7 losses, 30 goals for, 31 against, 30 points.

    Last season, 8 wins, 5 draws, 8 defeats, 26 goals for, 31 against, 29 points.

    Same old same old same old. Except the fire sale now consists of Butts, Steele, Davies. (Last season, Hammill).

    He's not The Messiah after all?
     
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    Yaaaaawwwwwnnnn!
     
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    You've been notably absent whilst we've been winning.

    So I'd respectfully ask that you do one you gobshite.
     
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    But looking at just the stats, that is just how it looks, which is what the stay away fans will be looking at. Very similar to last season on paper, not on the pitch though. Also if you were a stay away fan watching last night would hardly make you want to come back to Oakwell, unless you only watched the first half,lol.

    Statistics can be made to reflect anything you want.
     
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    Which Keith Hill has himself said, in that lovely Boltonian accent ;)
     
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    I totally agree mark but sometimes people seem to post more often when we've lost and I just find it a bit tiresome....oh and I wish I had just watched the 1st half mate lol!
     
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    He's a very naughty boy.
     
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    Or is he...bigus dickus?
     
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    He sometimes comes across more like

    Sillius Sodus !!
     
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    I have stopped listening to him, I only read his comments now, in my head I have him sounding like Humphrey Bogart !!!!
     
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    As Barnsley supporters go, you and the reev fella are the pub team and a crap one at that. Neither of you contribute a sodding thing and do the club and it's loyal fans a mis-service. I reckon you should find another interest more deserving of your attributes, I'm sure there will be enough suggestions.
     
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    oh dear, i am so sorry you seem disgruntled with the service i provide, i take it i cannot interest you in a years 'thereev unlimited' subscription?

    smashing
     
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    Yes okay, I'll put it with the rest of the low end, tedious, un-original drivel that clogs up my life. Where do I sign?
     
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    Barnsley a pub team again, why dont the FL just kick us out of the FL and make us join the Barnsley and District Sunday league.
     
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    good idea...i can then watch jeff stelling on a satdi aft
     

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