Question for the old blokes on this board

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    What chest size are your trousers?
     
    Stahlrost, Sep 18, 2008
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    That's more like it.... :D
     
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    I'm old, but amazingly have the thinnest chest size trousers imaginable - 32 inch (and have been since I was 18 give or take an inch).
     
    DiscoTyke, Sep 18, 2008
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    Why does that happen? Why do blokes trousers get higher up their waist with age and you see the trousers advertised in sunday paper supplements
     
    kanecat, Sep 18, 2008
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    Big Lil is pleading the 5th ammendment

    on the grounds he may incriminate himself!
    :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Sep 18, 2008
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Underbelly uplifters

    or over belly chest warmers

    As for mens crimplene trews in Sunday supplements why are the allus beige
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Underbelly uplifters

    so poo stains blend in? :D
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    RE: Underbelly uplifters

    but dribble stains show
     
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    Well you would know

    About poo stains I mean. What a grotesque picture....................
     
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    RE:question for old blokes on this board

    I'm a slim line 34, but my mate is a Shirley Crabtree lookalike . They all bounce off him........
     
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  11. Sta

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    Dunno what you mean!

    If I wear some jeans half way down my posterior with some exposed C. Klein writing showing, how many years will it knock off my age?
     
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    RE: Well you would know

    on it's way to your phone :D
     
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    Dunno about age

    but at least 100 off your IQ
     
    Alityke, Sep 18, 2008
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    RE: Dunno what you mean!

    Just wear jeans that fit, and leave the rest to our imaginations. :eek:
     
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    Hee hee

    Can't wait!
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Can one have a negative IQ? nt
     
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    What age we're talking abart here

    50+ 60+
     
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  18. Ali

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    Can ONE???? apparently so if you speak like Tim Nicebut-Dim nt

    What proper tarn person says ONE?
     
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    RE: What age we're talking abart here

    Hopefully..............I'm a whipper snapper compared to that geriatic age range ( H )
     
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  20. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Aye, good point

    Anyway I am a proper tarn person and I said "ONE" on Tuesday.

    "ONE BLOODY NIL" I said.
     
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