Questions it would be useless to ask Simon tonight on Football Heaven

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  1. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Arewe understrength?</p>

    Why does he sign players and not even play them in reserves?</p>

    Why does he not play said players when their first team counterparts are injured, thus having to play people out of position?</p>

    Why do we not know our best formation when we essentially have the same squad as last year?</p>

    Why is Hassell playing in midfield when he's not a midfielder?</p>

    Why can Bristol City have 3 forwards targetted, thus ensuring at least one lands, whilst we fall flat on our face when Kevin Phillips went to Birmingham City?</p>

    Why is Brian Howard neither contracted up or shipped out?</p>

    You've have more luck asking him what the atomic number of Mercury is.....</p>
     
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    It's 80
     
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    What a negative post!! Short memories

    Teams need to be flexible thats why you use different formations in pre-season

    he leaves the players out he signed because he does'nt think there up to it

    Iain Hume is a proven championship player, if brian howard was in our team and we had been relegated would that make him a bad player?

    Hassel is playing in midfield because there is nobody else at moment, what do you want him to do like?


    muller, souza, de silva, van homeoet they have not been up to much then?
     
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    I'd ask him .......

    why he always looks like he's just followed through when being interviewed on TV.
     
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  5. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I'm feeling a bit negative.</p>

    But seriously, he'd have no answer to any of those. And I'd like to know.</p>
     
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    I'd like to know the answer to those questions too but I guess we will nevr know.
     
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    another pointless question to ask him

    "Are you ever wrong..."
     
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    A little tip about Mercury - from a chemist

    Mercury is easy to remember the chemical symbol of through this simple mnemonic - the chemical symbol is Hg, so you have to think of Freddie Mercury - He's Gay, ie Hg.

    Hope that helps someone.
     
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    Or

    Freddie Mercury - Holds Gonads
     
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    Humps Goats nt
     
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    "In your opinion, is the 6+5 foreigner rule a good move?".
     
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    The question I'd ask him.

    Do you think our fans moan for no real reason?
     
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    RE: A little tip about Mercury - from a chemist

    That's how I always remember <font face="Arial">Ytterbium (Yb) I just think of Jonathan King ie . Young boys.</font>
     
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    It is if you have millions to spend

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    If you're a team like us andyou don't, you have to have a really good scouting system and very good knowledge of the game in the country you're fishing in. Because you need to know that the style of football they've been playing is suited to the CCC.</p>

    In fairness I'd prefer a squad of talented English (or British) players, but we all know that most decent English players would rather warm a prem bench than play for teams like Barnsley. </p>

    So in conclusion, god knows.</p>
     
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    Damn good questions them, shame nobody will get to ask them. These are what decent journalists should be asking, not fans on a phone in. I seem to remember ages ago reading Journotyke saying he can't ask these tough questions as Oakwell 1575 wouldn't be allowed access to anyone, or something similar to that. My memory's not the best so apologies if I'm off the mark. Pele can barely pronounce our players names and DearneFM wouldn't risk their coverage either. Davey wouldn't answer them anyway.
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Exactly

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    Its not to be negative, its just that I want to know and nobody will ask for us.</p>

    Its only being mentioned now because the season is on our doorstep and many people sh*tting ourselves that we're light across the park.</p>
     
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  17. Gue

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    Dearne FM's post match interview

    &quot;Well Simon, we lost 5-0 to the limbless blindschool XI, but I thought we were unlucky. Did you ? &quot;</p>

    The most pathetic 'questioning' of anyone ever anywhere.</p>
     
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  18. Gue

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    RE: Exactly

    I fyou want the question asking, why don't you go along to the show tonight and ask them yourself? I've been to a couple of these shows before and there is no screening of questions before you ask so Davey would either have to anxwer them, or sit there looking silly.
     
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  19. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    My name might give away why i can't do that nt
     
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    You forgot the other biggy

    why when we go behind away at home do'nt we have a plan b other than chucking three so called strikers on despite the fact it never seems to work
     
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