Are you enoying your spell in charge? Do you want the job permanently? Has the board said anything about you getting the job full time? Has it been just a case of carrying on as normal? Is your aim now to push for a play-off spot? Are you looking forward to Wembley? FFS. Every week, without fail. If I were Hecky, i'd pre-record the answers and just press play every time they ask.
How about we the BBS select questions for the next press conference. I'll start Paul if a bear and a horse had a fight which would win? Kylie or Danni Minnogue? What is an attribute?