A Yorkshireman goes to the vatican, he finds a telephone inside and asks a priest, 'what's that telephone for?' 'it's for talking to God' The priest replied, 'but it's £1000 a call'. A few weeks later, whislt in a little church in Yorkshire, the man sees another telephone, similar to the one in the vatican, exept above it there is a little sign saying 'telephone to God: £1.50'. The man asks the priest, 'why is it so cheap here, when in Rome it is £1000 a call'. Th priest replied 'eye lad, here it's a local call'
