It's multiple choice - get as many right as possible to stay in the Championship. Q1. Shall we sign Box Office players? a) Yes, it will help us stay in this division or b) No, but announce it to boost season ticket sales Q2. Can we have your manager? a) Yes, but there's compensation to pay, we need the money. b) No, I want to sack him in a couple of weeks Q3. Shall we sign a centre half? a) Yes, the defence is desperate for an experienced leader b) What's a centre half? Q4. Can we buy McIndoe? a) No he's under contract and our best attacker. What signals would it send out? b) How much? Q5. Whose picking the team Saturday? a) Simon b) Gordon c) Patrick d) Norman e) Rob f) Any combo of above g) I have a nice trilby and 22 small bits of paper Q6. What's for the future? a) BFC is a business, first and foremost. b) I love Barnsley, me Q7. Who's this poster? a) Another exasperated fan desperate for us to do well and consolate. b) A mushroom Sorry I don't often post but I feel a bit negative this morning - which isn't the norm. I'd love to be proved wrong!
1. a) - I'm all for American Big Box Office...and why don't we have a cheery jingle when we score, that would be great. 2) b) - a week is a long time in football tha knows 3) b) - yes what is a centre half? Is it someone who stops goals in any way shape or form? not see one in ages...might be on that Extint programme on ITV1 next week? 4) b) - Quite! how much? Probably a can of Tizer and a bag of Monster Much (pickled Onion, natch.) 5) k) - can i pick, can i? can i? plllllleeease!!!!!!! 6) a and b) - It's a business first and foremost that i love. Is that right? 7) b) - mushroom Seriously however, you've hit the nail on the head...it's all a bit frustrating when you look at those questions. Ah well, what can we do? bah! spot on Lord Vader ("...Luke....I am your Father")