Monkey has missed five meal times so Maureen has decided that he must REALLY have been kidnapped. R.Tiverton has decided to play detective and solve the mystery. R.Tiverton : I have been reading through the message boards for the past year. I am going to make a list of all the people Slebitty Dad has upset or annoyed. It is going to be a long list. Me : Why fishermen ? R.Tiverton : He had a go at winding them up on BBS. They could have used a rod and line to catch him from the West Stand Upper. That is where fishermen would sit isn't it ? With all the dull, old people. Me : Right , OK. Why Simon Davey ? Oh I know, it's because he's to blame for everything. R.Tiverton : Yes, but he was busy at half time having a sit down and a nice cup of tea with Jamal Campbell-Soup. Me : PG Tips man ? I've never seen Phil Jupitus at Oakwell. R.Tiverton : It could be the Blunts, they are always stealing our nice things and they are very jealous of our No.1 celebrity fan. Me : What about the man from the Chron ? R.Tiverton : Actually I think we are ignoring the obvious aren't we ? Me : What ? R.Tiverton : At half time you smiled at the man who tells you off because of the camera and he came round and squeezed me and said he was going to kidnap me. You know that REALLY happened didn't it ? Me : I am not going on the internet accusing Mr.Doyle's men of kidnap ! We'll all end up in concrete overcoats !! R.Tiverton : I think we have our main suspect.
Well its always good to have a bit of humour, choose what ever goes on in the World.... Made me chuckle anyway.... (Y)
Phil Jupitus Int the PG Tips fatty Johnny Vegas. Was R Jake in charge of Monkey at the time of the kidnapping? Maybe the welsh have starting batting for the other side and fancied a monkey as a change from sheep. Mr Ali (the Welshman) reckons a change is as good as a rest. Is Julian missing as well? Of course TFP may be peckish now he's reappeared
Did you say he was kidnapped at half time? Because I seem to recall that Young Nudger said he also left at half time! (chinny)
The Simon Davey theory... may not be so far from the truth. Remember, no-one's seen hide nor hair of him since Monday!!!
RE: Did you say he was kidnapped at half time? Yes, Nudger did say he left 5 minutes before half time and went to the pub. That gave him ample time to swoop from behind and lead Slebitty Dad astray.
RE: The Simon Davey theory... Perhaps SD has been kidnapped too ? Now who's going to pay that ransom ?
