I've added 'Humans' so we can all win. One day when we all nobbed each other we'll all be the same caramel colour, then we can eradicate religion, then we can find something else to fight about.
It's more complicated than that. I'd like to see a race between cycling whiteys and sprinting darkies. They'd have 739 times the average amount of testosterone in their bodies. Roughly. In fact - it would have to be 3 races to make it fair: One on a bike, one on foot & one on some type of hybrid running / cycling machine that I imagine would look like the thingy out of Barbarella, or summat.
