Due to circumstances beyond my control (no Internet & Radio Sh!tfield broadcasting The Blunts & Rovrum) I was forced to listen to today's game on The Pulse, which as you may or may not know is Bradford based. Well all I can say is that I've never heard a more biased, one-sided commentary in my entire life. According to the "Commentary" Team our line up was, "The Keeper, Nyatangerrr, A Barnsley Player, Their Defender, The Barnsley Player, Scowen, Hourihayne, The Winger, The Big Striker, The Man up front and One of Their Players. The only fans there were the 3 million from Bradford. Our Bench spent the whole game telling the Fourth Official what to do. All our tackles were Hanging Offences. Every City challenge was genuine and they didn't deserve to give away any free-kicks because they always "nearly got the ball". Oh and they dominated the game so much we were lucky to get nil! Bring back Matt and Adam, that's what I say!
They were sitting next to me. Former Bradford player Wayne Jacobs was their summariser. Hope you could hear me infiltrating their commentary
