Radio Sheffield 1.20pm said..

Barnsley are in talks with 5 players about signing but none are expected to sign before the Southend match.

 

I'm in negotiation with the National Lottery about winning Saturday's draw.</p>

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I'm turning into Dragon Tyke.</p>

 

Someone bid for one of our first team players but the player refused.

 

Could you put in a good word for me too, tell them I'll buy a ticket this time as well.

 

Funny that, I'm trying to negotiate a win from yesterdays lottery. Obviously the numbers don't match, but it's worth a try.

They keep hanging up at the moment.

I'm trying hard though, I can tell you that much.

 

Probably one of the ones on a contract that expires in the summer - big signing on fee due.</p>

 

Get Derren Brown to give you a hand.

For a small percentage of course, I reckon he could convince them that:

a) The bus ticket you are claiming is a Lottery ticket is actually real.

b) The numbers add upto 21 and therefore you have won the jackpot on your own.

c) Gaz is not as funny as he used to be.

 

I'm also in talks about a quid on the work's footy sweep this weekend...

If i get 3 results right i might win 145 quid. Me thinks more chance of this happening than barnsley signing anyone decent let alone 5 of em!
The board are are feckin joke!!! /poo