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  1. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old.
    Hateful little *******.
    Bites!
    FREE PUPPIES.
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.
    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.
    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.
    **** And the WINNER is... ****
    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
     
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    tinatyke Well-Known Member

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    Some good uns there Mark!
     

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