Really looking forward to tomorrow's match

Just arranged with my mate (who's a scum fan) to watch it round his place. Got my Reds shirt hanging up and ready to go. Nothing to fear and the prospect of watching Dirty Leeds condemned to the alehouse league for another wretched season. Come on!

(Bitter? Me? Never!)

 

On the wind-up emails nice and early this morning

With friends like me who needs enemies?

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Nervous? Excited? Fearful?

I can feel myself getting thirsty already . . .

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I'm thinking it'll all be ok in the end !! look at it this way mate, if we can't beat them then were not good enough for that league, simple as that !!

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If only it worked like that. We weren’t good enough to get out of League 1 and were very lucky to beat Swansea (don’t ******** me – I was there). But we’ve survived for 3 seasons since, albeit by the skin of our teeth. Swansea since came up and have done well. It’s the luck of the draw, mate. There’s nothing fair about the play-offs. But it’s great theatre!

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Look mate to be honest i'm shitting it enough without you on the email at 7-30 giving it all the squeaky bum talk !!

Why can't Ken turn back the years and give Kenny Jackets men a good holiday somewhere ?
This would never have been a problem in the Peter Ridsdale era, bung money was never a problem !!!!

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I hope you’ve made sufficient provision for extra time. And penalties. Should I bring some extra bog roll with me just in case?

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Ho **** the thought of extra time & pens is too much !!! i'm cracking up already.

 

you keep stirring that pot Burgundy

He'll be crying by kick off

 

Ah, it's a challenge!

I'll get right on it now . . .

He he.

 

I think I might have pushed him a little bit too far

"2 hours to kick-off. You could cut the tension with a cricket stump."

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"Cricket stump, cricket bat, crow bar, chair ! these are just some examples of the weapons that can be seen at this evenings game !"

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I think I might be watching the second half from the driveway.

 

RE: I think I might have pushed him a little bit too far

I'm nearly starting to feel sorry for him now

 

RE: I think I might have pushed him a little bit too far

I think he meant weapons on display at Elland Road rather than his place. At least I hope so.

He's a good guy really, apart from the Leeds things. We all have our cross to bear.

 

Fair play to him, he took it well

Not sure I'd have been so philosophical if it had been the Reds condemned to another year in division 3. And what a cruel way to go, being ahead and then throwing it away. Never really came out second half.

Come on Scnuthorpe!!!

 

RE: Fair play to him, he took it well

 

View from the morning after the night before

"Neil i had a terrible dream last night, we had Millwall in the palms of our hands going in for the kill and then just when were looking for the killer goal to send us on to Wembley and obvious promotion to the dizzy heights of the championship this little defender type player but quick mind you pops up and shatters the hopes of 36,001 !

"Dream......it was a bloody nightmare.

"Now i know what it must be like to be a Barnsley supporter !!!

"P.S Don't get me started on that bloody penalty... Top scorer my arse... get the cheque books ready ..please !! "