if you were one of the other Reindeers, would you resent Rudolph? Think about it, Rudolph is the one who gets all the headlines. he has his own song, he gets to be the lead Reindeer when pulling the sleigh. he gets all the carrotts that kids leave him.... And why? Because he has a red nose! All the others- Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blixen incase you've already forgot them- work just as hard towing the sleigh but get no recognition whatsoever. they don't have any famous, if any songs about them, and get no carrotts left for them by the children of the world. Pure favouristism going on-borderline racism too if you ask me. so here's merry chrsitmas and thanks for all the hard work you guys/gals-i raise a glass to you all. as for Rudolph- F**k you!. ps. santa mate if your reading, could i have a pony for christmas....?
i think Santa's like Big Ron-set in his own ways and that... and surely with all the brandy people leave him, he's promoting drink driving! BAN SANTA!!
To be fair I'd rather be Donner or Biltzen or one of the others (if I had to be one of them) ...it's a bit like being the base guitar player in a massive rock group. You get to go on tour, make the same money as the others, rock and roll life style, meet famous people etc, but you keep your privacy and can go about your life without people recognising you all the time. Look at Rudolf, can't go anywhere, life is not his own, mobbed in the supermarket - anyone who sees a reindeer that looks remotely like rudolf (god help any reindeer with a red nose) gets hassled for photos, autographs etc etc. You'd rather be one of the others.
But wasn't the borderline racism perpetrated by the other reindeer? It was them that discriminated against Rudolf, laughing at him and calling him names just because he was different to them and had a red nose. It wasn't until it was foggy one year that they realised that Rudolf could help them.
