Regarding official site. FAO of Rob Knowles (or anyone higher at the club)

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    For the last few years every single Barnsley fan that I have spoke to on the matter have all said the same thing. Our official site is crap. Not only in terms of the content (former reds star buys new puppy etc) but also in terms of the way it is set out. Whilst a lot of this is often blamed on Premium TV, I know that this is not the case, other club sites use the same software under the same agreement yet they manage to produce an official site of much higher quality.</p>

    For this reason I have often suggested improvements to the site, improvements that have so far not been implemented (downloads coming soon are they?). I feel that we, as fans and customers, have put up with a poor service for far too long and that the official site HAS to improve now.</p>

    As a starting point for you Rob 9or for anyone in a higher position at Oakwell who can instruct Rob Knowles to improve the official site) I have produced a quick sample page that would be a vast improvement and have labelled that sample with the reasons why it would be an improvement.</p>

    Below is the image of the page which I am using for my sample. This page is the Ticket's page.</p>

    Could you please arrange for this to be implemented and vastly improve the official site?</p>

    Thankyou</p>

    [img=http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/7937/oscq0.gif]</p>
     
  2. Sup

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    ps, anyone any comments as to whether this page would be an improvement?
     
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    Mmmm.

    As you may be aware - I'm some kind of technical genius.
    So I thought I'd make a few points:

    (1) Your website thingy looks a bit gay
    (2) Only full time bummers buy tickets over the internet
    (3) Those boxes with the text in look a bit messy
    (4) I like reading articles about Clint Marcelles new toaster
    (5) Number 1 again

    It's also obvious that if we have a flashy website - those pesky fans might demand a flashy team, flashy Chairman, flashy clubshop and a flashy away kit (not a lazy copy of the "Monaco" Jako kit in another colour).
    It's far easier to not try.

    You have been told.

    Now get back to your Acorn Electron & stop bothering the adults.
     
  4. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    ok i've been told so purely for my own amusement

     I will post real madrid's team photo and you can marvel at such things as the bloke in the bottom left's scarily large left foot, the fact that a few players on the front row are identified as Ben and the best of all, the clearly photoshopped in player on the far right of the second from back row who obviously uses new daz washing powder which gets his shirt whiter than white. </p>



    [img=http://www.realmadrid.com/fondosescritorio/foto_oficial1024x728.jpg]</p>
     
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    Bloke on the front row in the suit ...

    ... also owns Wigan.
    Is that against the rules, or summat?

    Do me a favour - cut & paste the following text into a letter & send it to Gord:

    Dear Mr Shepherder,

    Please give me Rib Noodles' job.
    He's not quite **** enough - and I'm loads better & that.
    Have you seen how many ballacks he drops?
    I'm about a million times better I am.

    While I'm at it - can I pick the team too?
    I've got "Premier Manager 98" for the Playstation 1, where I started at Barnet.
    It's now 2016 & I'm now at Barnet, but in the conference.
    It's the best game in the world - cos when they sack me I just wait two weeks, they advertise the job again, I apply & I get the job.
    I think this shows how persistent I am.

    Just like my one man crusade against Rib Noodles, my nemesis.

    I hate that duck.

    Yours in sport,

    Supertyke.

    PS - Why is your face always red?
     

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